I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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