I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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