I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I think I sprained my soul last night
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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