It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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