if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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