I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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