We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
