Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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