If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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