is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
either way he was missing a nipple.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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