How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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