Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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