I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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