i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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