She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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