TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You dont lie about slip and slides
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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