Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
as a side note pls kill me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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