I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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