Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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