I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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