"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Please, let me fuck your mom
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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