i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
