It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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