2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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