I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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