one two three fourrrrnication!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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