It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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