maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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