We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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