help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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