Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The feeling are messing with the penis
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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