May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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