I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
a search helicopter?!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
PANTIES FOUND
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