just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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