Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
