I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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