Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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