were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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