I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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