no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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