return my video game
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
