She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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