Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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