exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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