I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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