That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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