My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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