He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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