508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My vagina is officially offended.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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