Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You have to summon your inner elephant
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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