Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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