Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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