I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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